Jokes n Talks

* "If winners never quit and quitters never win then who came up with the saying 'quit while you're ahead'?"

* If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting.

* Whats this bout rowing gently down the stream? What do you think us rowers are? Pansies? HELL NO! Catch us if you can!

* A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next cell saying "that was f#cking awesome "

* What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

* "Boys are like roses, watch out for the pricks...

* Stoners live and stoners die, and at the end they all get high, then soon the don't succeed, FUCK IT ALL LETS SMOKE SOME WEED!

* Fighting for peace is like f***in for virginity

* It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

* I wasn't kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!

* Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

* God created men first, cause you always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece!

* Heaven won't have me and hells afraid I'll take over!

* Guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

* A wise monkey never monkies w/ another monkey's monkey!

* Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege

* One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is 2 stubborn to ask for directions

* Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

* Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!

* They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles!

* I'm an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

* 4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep Read more...

It is indeed an achievement not to make 100 friends but to keep 1 friend for 100 years. ~ Unknown


But if the while I think on thee, dear friend,. All losses are restored and sorrows end. ~ William Shakespeare


You can make more friends in two months by becoming interested in other people than you can in two years by trying to get other people interested in you. ~ Dale Carnegie


All love that has not friendship for its base, Is like a mansion built upon the sand. ~ Ella Wheeler Wilcox


Friends are born, not made. ~ Henry Adams


In the rhythm of Life, we sometime find ourselves out of tune, But as long as there are friends to provide the melody, The music plays on. ~ Anonymous


Count your life by smiles not tears, count your age by friends not years. ~ Unknown


Count your life by smiles not tears, count your age by friends not years. ~ Unknown


In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. ~ Martin Luther King, Jr.


What is a friend? I will tell you...it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. ~ Frank Crane Read more...