Jokes n Talks

Six answers given by a GIRL when she is proposed…


1 Nahi (SORRY)

2 Mujhe waqt chahiye (I NEED MORE TIME)

3 I have always seen you as a friend

4 I already have a boy friend

5 We should concentrate on studies

6 Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Yeh infatuation hai. (I DON'T THINK YOU REALLY KNOW ME. IT IS JUST AN INFATUATION.)



Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed…

1 Yes

2 Yes

3 Yes

4 Yes

5 Yes

6 Yes

This proves that guys are better humans than girls and they believe more in spreading love.

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A man checked into a hotel.There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

However, he accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile... Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends.

After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:



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To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Reached
Date: 28 July 2008

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They gave computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in.. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you TOMORROW!

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A grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.

First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.

My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to India and Japan ,
If I can, If I can, If I can.

"Very good", the teacher said to Dan. She then asked Sally that it was now her turn.

My name is Sally,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can.

"That is good Sally," the teacher said. "But maybe one day you will change your mind."

Next up was Glenn. He was the naughty one in the class . Here is his rhyme:

My name is Glenn,
When I grow up to be a man,
Never mind India and Japan ,
I'm gonna help Sally with her plan,
I know I can, I can, I can.

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Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Humans that don't enjoy = Donkey that works..
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Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Men = Donkey + earn money
Men - earn money = Donkey
In other words,
Men who don't earn money = Donkey
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Equation 3

Women= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Women = Donkey + spend
Women - spend = Donkey
In other words,
Women who don't spend = Donkey
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To Conclude,
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men who don't earn money = Women who don't spend
So, Men earn money not to let women become donkey!
And women spend not to let men become donkey!
So, We have,
Men + Women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
SO ENJOY, EARN AND SPEND!

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