Jokes n Talks

- People who can hold their tongues rarely have any trouble holding their friends.

- A man isn't really poor if he can still laugh.

- The man who thinks he knows it all has merely stopped thinking.

- If the world laughs at you, laugh right back- it's as funny as you are.

- Ability without ambition is like a car without a motor.

- Ability will enable a man to get to the top, but it takes character to keep him there.

- You can't make a place for yourself under the sun if you keep sitting in the shade of the family tree.

- Adversity is the only diet that will reduce a fat head.

- We learn somethings from prosperity, but we many more from adversity.

- Education is an ornament in prosperity and a refuge in adversity.

- Age is what makes furniture worth more and people worth less.

- Which do you suppose ages faster - whiskey or the man who drinks it ?

- Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to loose his job.

- Some girls get married for financial security; others get divorced for the same reason.

- The more arguments you win, the fewer friends you'll have.

- It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument.

- Discussion is an exchange of knowledge; argument is an exchange of ignorance.

- People who know the least always argue the most.