Doctor's joke!
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A doctor got a call from a very excited woman,
My son just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?
He replied, Give him a headache, what else?
Emergency Call
Hurry! the doctor commanded his teenage daughter, Put my stethoscope and medicine box in my car. That was an emergency call from someone who says he will die if I do not turn up immediately.
Papa, that call was not for you but for me, replied the girl saucily.
Constipation
An old lady went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation.
It's terrible,she said, “I haven't moved my bowels in a week.
I see. Have you done anything about it?asked the doctor.
Naturally,she replied, “I sit in the bathroom for a half- hour in the morning and again at night.
No, the doctor said, I mean do you take anything?
Naturally, she answered, I take a book.
Don't be Nervous
This older man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son.
Yes Dad, what is it?
Don't be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn't go well, if something happens to me your mother is going to come and live with you and your wife.
First Visit
A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one of her co-workers to
recommend a physician.
I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive.
One thousand rupees for the first visit, and one hundred rupees for each one after that.
The woman went to the doctor's office and, trying to save a little money,
cheerily announced, Iam back
Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined her and said,
Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on your last visit.
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ON THE CHESSBOARD OF LIFE, ALL MOVES R POSSIBLE, ITS NEVER CHECKMATE TILL U LIVE, SO NEVER QUIT... THERE IS ALWAYS POSSIBILITY TO WIN..!
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