Jokes n Talks

A smile is the universal welcome.
Always remember to be happy because you never know who's falling in love with your smile.
All the statistics in the world can't measure the warmth of a smile.
At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities.
Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
Carry laughter with you wherever you go.
Even if there is nothing to laugh about, laugh on credit.
Every day you spend without a smile, is a lost day.
Everyone smiles in the same language.
Everytime you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
I live by this credo: Have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations. Even in your darkest moment, you usually can find something to laugh about if you try hard enough.
If you don't have a smile, I'll give you one of mine.
If you don't start out the day with a smile, it's not too late to start practicing for tomorrow.
If you would like to spoil the day for a grouch, give him a smile.
If you smile at someone, they might smile back.
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
It is impossible for you to be angry and laugh at the same time. Anger and laughter are mutually exclusive and you have the poser to choose either.
It takes a lot of work from the face to let out a smile, but just think what good smiling can bring to the most important muscle of the body... the heart.
It takes seventeen muscles to smile and forty-three to frown.
It was not a laugh but merely a loud smile.
Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you've been up to.
Laugh at yourself, but don't ever aim your doubt at yourself. Be bold. When you embark for strange places, don't leave any of yourself safely on shore. Have the nerve to go into unexplored territory.
Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion. I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward.
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on.
Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects.
Laughter is an instant vacation.
Laughter is the corrective force which prevents us from becoming cranks.
Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Sleep, we all love it , especially when you wake up from a great night's sleep. In the past, sleep was often ignored by doctors and surrounded by myths, but now we are beginning to understand the importance of sleep to overall health and well-being. In fact, when people get less than 6 or 7 hours of sleep each night, their risk for developing diseases begins to increase...

Smile and laughter quotes will show how smiles and laughter can make your days sparkle with happiness.
Laughter, some said it's the best medicine in the world.
So start smiling and laughing as much as you can. Have a hearty laugh over every amusing situation. Laugh even at yourself and smile at the simplest pleasures in your life.
With smiles and laughter, your days will become lighter, more joyous and more bearable even on those hay-wired days. Your smiling face looks much more appealing and beautiful too.
Give away your smiles freely and in abundance. Spread your laughter around as it's contagious.

Enjoy these smile and laughter quotes!


A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile.
A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book.
A hearty laugh gives one a dry cleaning, while a good cry is a wet wash.
A kind heart is a fountain of gladness, making everything in its vicinity freshen into smiles.
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
A man isn't poor if he can still laugh.
A smile appeared upon her face as if she'd taken it directly from her handbag and pinned it there.
A smile confuses an approaching frown.
A smile costs nothing but gives much. It enriches those who receive without making poorer those who give. It takes but a moment, but the memory of it sometimes lasts forever. None is so rich or mighty that he cannot get along without it and none is so poor that he cannot be made rich by it. Yet a smile cannot be bought, begged, borrowed, or stolen, for it is something that is of no value to anyone until it is given away. Some people are too tired to give you a smile. Give them one of yours, as none needs a smile so much as he who has no more to give.
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
A smile is a powerful weapon; you can even break ice with it.
A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks.
A smile is the light in the window of your face that tells people you're at home.

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.
Laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.
I've always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, "Ain't that the truth."
I've never seen a smiling face that was not beautiful.
Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing.
Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.
Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
Of all the things you wear, your expression is the most important.
Peace begins with a smile.
People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile.
Perhaps I know best why it is man alone who laughs; he alone suffers so deeply that he had to invent laughter.
Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered - and I still do - which is more important.
Remember, men need laughter sometimes more than food.
She gave me a smile I could feel in my hip pocket.
Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over.
So many tangles in life are ultimately hopeless that we have no appropriate sword other than laughter.
Seven days without laughter makes one weak.
Start every day with a smile and get it over with.
That is the best - to laugh with someone because you both think the same things are funny.
The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.�
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
The person who knows how to laugh at himself will never cease to be amused.
The world always looks brighter from behind a smile.
There can never be enough said of the virtues, dangers, the power of a shared laugh.
Wear a smile and have friends; wear a scowl and have wrinkles.
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul.
With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
You can't deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.
You're never fully dressed without a smile.