Jokes n Talks

Q: Did you catch that fish?
A: No, I talked him into giving himself up.


Q: (from a woman just pulled over by a police officer) Did I do something wrong, officer?
A: No, today we're giving tickets out for doing things right.


Q: Is it raining outside?
A: Does it ever rain inside?


Q: (Student to teacher) Can I go to the bathroom?
A: I don't know. Can you?


Q: So you haven't caught any fish yet huh?
A: Sure, I've caught millions, they're just in the water playing hide n' seek !