Jokes n Talks

1.
Girl: The doctor was very bad.
Boy: Why?
Girl: He gave me injection in a weird place.
The boy was very angry.
Boy: Huh! Doctors are becoming very bad now a days. How could he touch you in weird places!
Girl: Do you want to see where?
The Boy replied happily: Ya ofcourse!
Girl: In that Hospital.

2.
Mrs. Sikdar: I am pregnant.
Mrs. Anita: Wow! Thats a very good news. But why are you looking so sad?
Mrs. Sikdar: About my husband.
Mrs. Anita: O dear! What happened?
Mrs. Sikdar: He is the worst husband ever.
Mrs. Anita: Thats why I say, never marry an widower. What did he do to you?
Mrs. Sikdar: He told me that he did his vasectomy before our marriage.


3.
A girl went to a tattoo house to make a tattoo in her legs. Look at the conversation between the tattoo maker and the girl.
Girl: I wana make a tattoo in my leg. Can I?
Tattoo maker: Surely, be seated here and higher you skirt a bit, I am doing it for you.
After sometime,
Tattoo maker: Mam, please higher your skirt a bit.
Girl: Ok
Again after sometime,
Tattoo maker: Mam, please higher your skirt a bit.
Girl: What the hell is wrong with you! What are you drawing?
Tattoo maker: A giraffe!

4.
Beggar: Sir please give me 20taka. God will bestow His blessings on you.
Passerby: Why are you asking for 20taka. Its too much! I will give you not more than 10taka.
Beggar: Please sir, for the sake of my girlfriend.
Passerby: Huh! You are a beggar and still you have managed to make a girlfriend.
Beggar: Nop sir, she has managed to make me a beggar!

5.
A man went to buy some eggs. He was standing infront of shop but there was no one in the shop. So, he was shouting.
Man: Hey whose eggs are these?
Shopkeeper came very quickly.
Shopkeeper: Yes sir, these are my eggs.
Man: O sorry then, I came here to buy hen eggs!