Jokes n Talks

Between the ages of 18 - 21 a woman is like Africa or Australia. She is 
half discovered, half wild and naturally beautiful. 
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Between the ages of 21 - 30 a woman is like America or Japan. Completely 
discovered, very well developed and open to trade especially with countries 
with cash or cars. 
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Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India or Spain. Very hot, relaxed 
and convinced of its own beauty. 
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Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France or Argentina. She may 
have been half destroyed during the war but can still be a warm and 
desirable place to visit. 
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Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Yugoslavia or Afghanistan. She 
lost the war and is haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is 
now necessary. 
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Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia or Canada. Very wide, quiet 
and the borders are practically unpatrolled but the frigid climate keeps 
people away. 
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Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England or Mongolia. With a 
glorious and all conquering past but alas no future. 
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After 70, they become Albania. Everyone knows where it is, but no one 
wants to go there. 
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The Geography of a Man: 

Between the ages of 15 - 70 a man is like Iraq ..... Ruled by a WAR ! :p